3.07.2008

is it just me or...

I'm pretty sure every member of youtube that leaves comments has to meet a list of criteria before doing so:

1. Lack of correct spelling/typing of simple words:

For example: "hey man hes a frikin kid and to all those ppl who say "get a life" or nerd or like he sux well hes probually better then u and he does have a life unlike u ppl hes a kid wat more of a life could he get other than videogames i was like that and im sure u all were too so stfu if u dont like him"

OR

"yo faggots quit liek sayin dude not even i can do this this kid is fucking 9 dude give himn a break this kid si off the chain this isnt fake you guys are just losers that play all day and liek yeah im hte shit at GH3 haha you guys are all douches this kid is the real delal"

Which brings me to my next point.

2. Almost all comments usually include the words: douche, losers, faggots, gay, homo, suck my balls, or some girl telling some dude how hot he is, or that they're in love with him via watching a youtube video. If you're really lucky, a comment might possibly contain ALL OF THOSE WORDS. I'm sure there is at least one that exists.

3. Obviously, you have to have a low IQ to actually start fights on youtube via comments calling a 9 year old getting 95% accuracy on Dragonforce's "Through the Fire and Flames" on Expert (which is absolutely amazing. I get about halfway through it on hard before I want to smash the guitar and cut my hands off because they hurt so bad) a faker... simply because he's 9. And, the whole "you should get a life" thing - you're starting arguments... ON YOUTUBE. Very mature... and productive I do say so myself. 

4. You have to be ignorant. I think rules #1 & #2 explains this one enough. 


And, if anyone would actually like to watch this video, it's amazing. So there you go.


-j.

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